The *Official* Your worst joke ever? thread

[Ket]

Heres mine

Bloke *his name will remaine annonymus* rang up his breakdown service because he got a flat tire and didn't have his carjack, the woman on the other end of the phone simply replied "Wheel be with you shortly sir"

btw sorry to hear that happend to you Dan, how long were you waiting again?

[RANZID]

while ive got a few mins spare on the net..here goes....


"whats brown and sticky?"










"a stick"

[Atomic]

Did you hear what happened to the hyena that fell in a vat of boiling water?




he made a laughing stock of himself.



**tumbleweed blows past**

[Ket]

not a worst joke ever but g8 to have

how do you get 4 women on a barstool?



turn it upsidedown