25 Signs You Have Grown Up

DanDaMan · **25 Signs You Have Grown Up -** 04-12-2006, 07:58 AM

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't
smoke any of them.

2. Having + sex in a twin bed is out of the
question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go
to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of
"hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as
"dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because
those #@$% &*) kids next door won't turn down the
stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling
-sex - jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes
anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car
payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back
hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date
instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM
would severely upset, rather than settle, your
stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer
"pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at
breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to"
replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a
computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before
going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant
you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S-!- what
the hell happened?"

Ket · 04-12-2006, 02:01 PM

lmao

as the legendary ket i feel i must answer these questions to give more insight into my life, if you need therapy after, its not my fault

1. i dont smoke weed anymore....i value my braincells now
2. bed? try more in the car, swimming pool, nightclub, student halls.....
3. i keep food in my fridge.....but the good stuff like rustlers :p
4. i go sleep about 4am...
5. well technically i do hear my fav song in an elevator - i always have my mp3 with me when im out

6. more porn and abc1.....
7. nope still hooking upp and breaking up

8. more like 170 days.....
9. im not a townie, gots me my own unique style 8)
10. heh, if any damage needs to be done im the first in line
11. not happened yet......and god willing never will.
12. we dont have a taco bell....i know what time dominos telephone pizza and pizza hut close though
13. cars are for suckers, though i do love my exige
14. i dont feed my dog......shes happy scavenging through the open pizza boxes

15. no couch time for me yet....
16. no nap!
17. dinner is when i need anexcuse for food on a date, the movie for for makin my moves 8)
18. ive eaten whole chickens at 3am....
19. nope still condoms
20. i dont drink wine......JD is so much nicer
21. nope, i never eat breakfast
22. *hic* *spew* "im cool im not *spew belch hic* drunk at all"

23. true.......
24. i get suitably tanked at a pub before making my way to nighclubs and their insane prices
25. nope still holy ****, cananyone say what the **** did you do last night hahaha

i hope you all found this insight enlighening and useful.