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Default This is funny! - 04-14-2006, 01:29 PM

There was a lawyer on an airplane and beside him was a Jamaican man. The lawyer thought that since he was Jamaican, he wouldn't be able to beat him at a game he had in mind. The lawyer asks him if he wants to play a game. The Jamaican refused to. The Lawyer explained the rules of the game. They each ask each other questions. If the person couldn't answer the question the other asked, then they would have to pay the question asker 5$. The Jamaican still refused. Then the lawyer thought that since he was jamaican, he couldn't answer any of his questions, so he upped the stakes. He said that if he couldn't answer the question the Jamaican asked, he would give him 200$. If the Jamaican man couldn't answer his question, then he would only need to pay 5$. This got the Jamaican interested. So they started the game.

Lawyer: What is the Capital of Texas?

The Jamaican man said nothing and gave him 5$.

Jamaican: What walks up a hill with 6 legs, reaches the top with 9, and goes back down with 8?

The lawyer couldn't tihnk of an answer, so he went on his laptop, and searched google. No answers. Went on an online library, no answers. he went and asked his business parters, still no answer. So after trying so hard, he gave up and gave the Jamaican man 200$. The lawyer was still frustrated so he asked him:

Lawyer: What does walks up a hill with 6 legs, reaches the top with 9, and goes back down with 8?

The Jamaican pauses and gives him 5$.
   
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Default 04-14-2006, 05:29 PM

lol

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Default 04-15-2006, 03:05 AM

lmao thats one of the better jokes ive read
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Default 04-17-2006, 02:08 AM

lol. The Jamaican man played it smart. I wish someone would play a game like that with me.
   
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Default 04-21-2006, 03:19 AM

yeah, awesome way to make money easy
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Default 04-24-2006, 03:07 AM

Haha, that lawer got owned. Thanks for this joke, now I only need somebody to challenge ME to this game >.<
   
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