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This is quite funny...(I think) -
04-27-2006, 09:57 PM
Alright there's two rednecks in the woods. They're hunting(obviously), when one has a heart attack. The other phones 911 and says, "I think my friend is dead what do I do?"
The 911 operator says, "Do exactly what I say, now first make sure your friend is dead." On the other end of the line there is a long silence before a gunshot is heard.