The birds and the bees - a modern version

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!"

You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom
agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"

:d

BiG K

[finlay666uk]

ROFL that is truely a modern interpretation, although surely a pop-up blocker would have been the metaphorical term for a coathanger (sorry slightly bad taste) or an abortion?

[watto86]

So what does it mean when someone says they have a worm in their system? STD anyone? Or a trojan? Someone sneaking in when they're asleep of drunk or something?
And would Spyware be considered something like a peeping tom?

Originally Posted by finlay666uk

although surely a pop-up blocker would have been the metaphorical term for a coathanger (sorry slightly bad taste) or an abortion?

Pop-Up Blocker would have been a metaphorical term for some rubbers or Condoms lol

[finlay666uk]

well as it is more of an afterthought i would have said it was the abortion, The firewall is morre the first line

maybe the pop up blocker is the morning after pill?