The random odd thoughts thread

[Ket]

Does exactly what it says on the tin! each time you have a random odd though make it public

Heres my latest one. I was thinking wouldnt it be cool if all us wee humans had to do each time we ran low on memory was to stuff ram in our ears or something

[RANZID]

i just wish my "memory" was non-volatile.... after a sleep... i forget everything....

who are you people?

where am i?

If cats didn't have fur would we still pet them?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

[finlay666uk]

If a man walks through an airport turnstile sideways is he going to Bangkok?

If a tree falls in a forest and no-one is there to hear it....Is it because of Chuck Norris?

[RANZID]

ahhh chuck norris.....

[finlay666uk]

Indeed

If chuck norris's tears can supposedly cure cancer.....how come he has never cried?

Is chuck norris gay by choice...or is it because he has run out of women?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?