Student's Night Out

[BiG K]

After a thorough good time which involved some heavy drinking on the eve of their final exams, three students decided that they were in no fit state to sit for their exams the following day, so they came up with a story: as they were coming home from a wedding late at night, the tyre of their vehicle had a pucture and they spent the better part of the night trying to repair it. Armed with this tale they went to school and asked for an extension on their exam date. the teacher accepted and gave them 3 days. After three days ,now sufficiently prepared for the big test, the three went back and to their surprised each was given a classroom their exams in. The question paper was handed to them and to their greater surprise it only contained two questions:
1: What is your name ? (2 Marks)
2: Which tyre burst ? (98 Marks)

[finlay666uk]

I thought it would be ways to save cash on a night out such as:
drink lots at home
use a new britta filter on cheap vodka to improve the taste
make a home made taser for fun