Back in 1999 whilst the world was on the cusp of the internet revolution, a 23 year old Steve Jenner saw an opportunity to consolidate the fragmented elements of the musical festival scene in a single online destination. The result was Virtualfestivals.com. What started as a hobby in his bedroom has since grown into a market-leading, content-led, online social network with over 1.6 million active users per year.

For the enthusiast, the Virtual Festivals website extends an event’s lifecycle from a few days in the field to 365 days a year. Fans can log-on to get comprehensive news and information about any of the 450 events that take place in the UK each year and purchase tickets, tents, travel and the customary t-shirt. They can meet others planning to attend the same events and share tips and advice or simply just make new friends. After the event, attendees can upload their own experiences and memories, from photos and videos captured on their phones to written reviews and blogs. They can also rate and evaluate every aspect of the event, empowering festival fans to mould the future of the rapidly changing offline environment, in accordance with their preferences.

 

Our resident satirist and cleavage news hound, Eric Sandstrom, takes a look at garage-based cinema, the spelling of Franck Khalfoun's name and why women with axes turn men on.

 

It's Monday again and time for some hardware babes to beat the back to work blues. We've got a sparkle in our eye after seeing this post from one of our sponsors. Molly Sims, that hot little super actress with the gorgeous body has popped out the bling with a diamond bikini. Making its debut in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit magazine, rumour has it that finding diamonds big enough to cover Miss Sims modesty wasn't easy - she does have rather nice sized breasts after all. Before you rush out and buy one for the missus, you might want to think hard about the $30milliion dollar price tag. For Molly Sims, we think the price would be worth it.

Designed by Susan Rosen and worked with Steinmetz diamonds, the bikini was made up with over 150 carats of D flawless diamonds - the best in the world. A stunning 51ct flawless pear shaped diamond was used to cover Mollys Muff and a pair of 8ct flawless pear shaped diamonds were used for her nipples. And if you are curious what the bottom half looked like, here's a close up of the big diamonds. Don't bother trying to spot any hair - it's been airbrushed!

 

 Rumour has it she has a nice diamond ring too. Unfortunately we don't have any pictures of that but we do have a few nice ones of her in scantily clad outfits after the click.

 

It's monday morning in loose wires and seeing as the sun is shining through the MaXit dungeon, we thought we'd start a little cat fight for the weekly hotty. Truth be told we couldn't decide between Jessica Biels butt cheeks and Megan Fox's ability to change into a giant forty foot metal robot. Maybe we just imagined the last bit?

Both girls have plenty to offer the discerning surfer with titbits of scantily clad outfits appearing everywhere but who would you take home to play with your Wii. Megans so beautifully airbrushed and doll like we'd have to let her grasp our controllers for some Wii Sports. Wouldn't you? Then you have the bunny rabbit face of Jessica Biel with those gleaming white teetch and sexy pink lips looking like a souped up version of bugs bunny dressed up as a lady bunny. And the body. Oh my. Anybody know how she carved that ass. Does she live on the Stair Master? Who cares, we'd give up our quad cores for a quick squeeze. Enough of this nonsense.

Bring on the pics. And the winner is.....

Hedia Montag is at it again. Skimpy outfit in front of a camera - man does she know how to cure those monday morning blues. She might not be everybodys favourite bit of fluff, but at MaXit she's all we'd ever want in a woman. Dumb, hot body and ready to get down on all fours at a moments notice. I guess we are just old romantics at Maxit when it comes to women.

 

More pics over the page including some gratuitous ass shots Jessica Alba style. She's even got a little chain in her belly button so you can flush when you've finished. See for yourself. Did we cross the boundaries here? Enjoy.

As if they haven't got enough on counting all those billions rolling in from Google adwords all day long, the clever boffins at the worlds favourite search site have found time to go lego mad. How do they think these things up. Did someone buy the CEO a lego set for his birthday or did Lego.com pay them a few billion to turn the Google logo into a lego creation. You decide.

 We can't wait to see what they have in store for Valentines day. We're guessing hearts and a cupid. Get your lego fix here.

Well it's CES time of the year again - the hot technology showcase in Las Vegas - and of course the booth babes were out in force to attract would be buyers and enthusiasts with their hardware. It's amazing that a beautiful babe is still considered necessary to sell gadgets in the 21st century - I mean what do boobies and technology have in common. Ok I guess they are both great to play with and the packaging is invariably difficult to remove with one hand. But apart from that a gorgeous babe offering me a look at the latest bit of kit would in no way influence my decision to buy the product. Okay I'm lying. It would. I'm a sucka for hot pants and hardware. Bring on the babes.

 

 

Well as if we needed an excuse to post some pictures of a hottie, Lisa Marie Scott has given us one anyway. She's obviously shed the christmas pounds and is already bursting to get on the beach for some hot water sports. That bikini sure looks hot on her - anybody know what the make is she is wearing We think her hardware would give a Pentium Quad Core 3GHz processor a run for its money. Well it sure would be fun to tweak but I'm not sure she would like having copper heatsinks strapped to her nipples. Oh well, if only cloning of humans was possible. We could all have a Lisa Marie Scott. For now you'll have to make do with these pics of her in a fancy bikini after the click. And if you blink 50 times quickly and look at the screen while sucking a lemon you can see Lisa Marie in the nude.

Enjoy.

The Spirit is promised to be a dynamic new picture directed by drawn-novelist, Frank Miller. But will there be any women in it?

 

When Microsoft's benefits for the third quarter were made available to the public, it was suspicious the lack of information regarding their flagship Operating System. Halo 3 record-breaking sellings were previously known, but about Windows Vista.... not a word. It seemed as if they wanted people to assume that, being their primary product, it should have helped to the overall figures. Some sites even swallowed the bait and pointed to it as one of the products responsible for the increase. Nothing more far from the truth.

The Inquirer disclosed those benefit numbers from Microsoft, and it became evident than Vista was selling less and less copies as time went by: 60 millions for the first quarter, 30 for the second and 28 for the third.

Now that the fourth is over, it's time to see some gains here, but you never know. On the one hand, the Christmas season should help, but on the other hand there's still a lot of people waiting for SP1.