Anal moderator for the first US Presidential Debate, Jim Lehrer, kicked off the proceedings with a disclaimer to the audience, demanding them to be on their best behavior.

There’s been a lot of talk about the new Batman movie, how it’s "visionary," "spellbinding," and "by far, the greatest thing civilization has created."

Likewise, there’s also been some kind word’s associated with Heath Ledger's performance as Caesar Romero (the Joker) in The Dark Knight; words like "transcendent," "Oscar-worthy," "Pant-filling," and "a performance way-better than the episode of Full House where DJ has an eating disorder." 

MySpace is launching a new music service that blends free online radio, community and ways to interact with bands and discover new tunes.

In what is billed as an initial phase of a MySpace Music evolution, the website features unlimited ad-supported streaming of songs along with tools for creating personalized playlists and buying tunes online from Amazon MP3 store.

MySpace Music users can collect as much music as they like and store it "in the cloud" on the News Corp-owned website's computer servers, meaning they can access the tunes from where ever they wish via the Internet. People can opt to share playlists with friends on social networking website or to cloak their musical selections from others. Along with being able to listen to music free of charge, digitized songs sold at MP3 can be freely copied or moved between iPods or any other players because they aren't shackled by digital rights management software.

MySpace Music also has software tools to help bands and studios make money from their songs, tours, memorabilia, corporate sponsorships and other "e-commerce offerings."

Moving beyond Internet radio, MySpace aims to create a place online where people can interact with bands and share discoveries with friends while getting "all you can eat streaming" of music. MySpace said its partners in the "landmark joint venture" include EMI Music, Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Universal Music Group, Warner Music Group, and The Orchard.

After its US launch Thursday, MySpace Music is to expand internationally. The website is to be available in Spanish as well as English.

Link: Yahoo News

People who hope to keep their age a secret won’t want to go near a computer running this software.

Computer software being developed at the University of Illinois can fairly accurately estimate a person’s age by examining only the person’s face.

“Age-estimation software is useful in applications where you don’t need to specifically identify someone, such as a government employee, but would like to know their age,” said Thomas S. Huang, the William L. Everitt Distinguished Professor of Electrical and Computer Engineering at University of Illinois

For example, age-recognition algorithms could stop underage drinkers from entering bars, prevent minors from purchasing tobacco products from vending machines, and deny children access to adult Web sites.

Estimating someone’s age is not an easy task, even for a computer. That’s partly because the aging process is determined not only by a person’s genetic makeup, but by many other factors as well, including health, location and living conditions.

The software can estimate ages from 1 year to 93 years. The software’s accuracy ranges from about 50 percent when estimating ages to within 5 years, to more than 80 percent when estimating ages to within 10 years.

Combined with algorithms that identify a person’s sex, age-estimation software could help target specific audiences for specific advertisements. For example, a store display might advertise a new automobile or boat as a man walks by, or new clothing or cosmetics as a woman walks by.

“All of this can be done without violating anyone’s privacy,” Huang said. “Our software does not identify specific individuals. It just estimates their ages.”

Link: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

Yes, she may be beautiful, and have a body that is perhaps molded by God himself, but Gemma Atkinson, former Hollyoaks star (no, I haven’t heard of the show either), says she enjoys playing the Nintendo Wii just as much as normal, unremarkable people do.

Amazon.com said on Monday that its subsidiary, Internet Movie Database, would allow users to watch feature films and TV shows for no charge on its Web site, imdb.com.

Over 6,000 titles will be available, the company said, citing recent episodes of popular television shows like "24" and "Heroes" or classic films like "Some Like It Hot."

IMDB also said that the first episodes of new fall television shows like "Lipstick Jungle" and "30 Rock" will be available for free viewing before their first air date.

Amazon, best known as the global online retail giant, has been pursuing deals to increase its footprint into digital media. The company already offers downloadable films and television shows from almost all the major Hollywood studios and television networks on its own web site.

Link: Reuters

Liv Tyler, although soft spoken and pleasant, is in actuality a huge danger to filmgoers, especially when portraying Betty Ross in the newest Incredible Hulk movie -- dangerous like Schumacher’s Batman, but without the homosexual agenda.

Now you might think that six Star Wars movies was adequate enough to tell a story about a little kid named Darth Vader (formally Anakin Skywalker, and, for a short while, Aaron Landrover), but if you thought that 2 trilogies were enough... brace yourself! -- you couldn't be more wrong!

Update:

We received this request from Fox Film who own the rights to Jennifers Body and Megan Fox's intellectual assets (yes we weren't aware she had any either). They demanded that we remove all pictures of Miss Fox in the nude from our website. A fair request seeing as they plan on charging punters for the priviledge of a good eyeful. 

So there you have it folks. Maybe they aren't so sure about the killer cheerleader script and acting abilities of the cast to draw in the crowds but they are damn sure that everybody will want to see Megan Fox in the buff. Of course if you've already seen them for free on the internet you might not be so inclined to pay to see them again if the film chokes. Don't you just love the movie industry. Coke and popcorn are still optional at this time.

We have removed the images as requested and leave you with some replacement stunt double Megan Fox boobies to fill in the imagination gaps.

Update 

Megan Fox was recently caught on camera dripping and wet from shooting her latest film, Jennifers Body. It looks as if Megans body would have been a more appropriate title as the actress is in fine shape. The good news is for all you lovers of everything Foxy - she was caught topless and with boobs on show. 

Apparently Megan injured her boobies while swimming in the lake and had to perform her own Rambo style breast surgery between takes. It's amazing what a tube of superglue and a personal assistant can achieve.