Al Gore's new film about global warming has been praised over its creditworthy transparency and context, but if there's one thing the viewer should take away from An Inconvenient Truth, warns Gore, it's that you should be scared sh*tless.

She's hot, she's a porn star and she likes playing around with the latest hardware. Say hello to the hottest export from the United States, Charlotte Stokely.

In our exclusive interview with this nubile hardware honey, we find out about her passions for David Lynch movies, her Sony Vaio laptop, an early passion for removing her clothes for the camera at the age of eight, big time apple crush on Steve Jobs, favourite websites, her wild cave diving adventures (Are you thinking what were thinking David Cameron?) and her favourite planet (no it's not Uranus!).

So pop open a Corona and join MaXit as we probe deep into Charlotte Stokely. We love this job!

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Super hero action has been and almost gone with the latest and perhaps last -- keep your fingers crossed, Talk-backers -- X-Men film. The first two was a great treat for fans of the Marvel comic and proved a runaway smash at the box office.

With the Last Dance, we see the return of the mutant heroes for a final showdown between mutants and humans.

We wonder: Can Captain Picard boldly go where no man has been before and remember to put the toilet seat down in the X-Jet? (Ladies, back me up on this.) Will Wolverine get drunk and put The Club on Xavier’s wheelchair? Can Vinnie Jones remember his line? (Hint: It involves both the words "Juggernaut" and an "arrogant woman.") Will Mystique join forces with The Decider, a.k.a., George Bush, and morph reasons for going into Iraq? Will Ewoks be in this one?

If you like a fix of ballroom dancing, this ones strictly the Last Dance.

If your dad's still fuming over the socks and ties, have a look at the best computer hardware for dads and help him create his dream PC. If you can't afford to buy him anything off the list, you can always stimulate his hardware by signing him up for a free account with the UC Babes - it's better than a shot of viagra!

And special thanks to UC Carisma for stuffing yet more Corsair Memory between her breasts. Well it just wouldn't be Fathers day without her!

Check back next week for an exclusive interview with UC Carisma at MaXit HQ, find out why she is on a mission to make Corsair memory sexy and see plenty of pictures of this babes hardware.

MaXit's look at the best laptops for road warriors and gamers on the go. If you need to take your computing with you, have a look at our pick of the best notebooks and buyers checklist before you splurge.

Quick, close that window!   Pass me a tissue, pleeze!   It's allergy season.

For some unfortunate people, summer doesn't just bring balmy days and sensuous nights.  When those gentle breezes waft clouds of pollen your way, you can say goodbye to romance.  It's hard to concentrate on sweet talk when you're sneezing and spluttering, with swollen eyes and a general feeling of misery. So what can you do to make life bearable during the summer months?

Try our handy allergy tips to banish the pollen count blues.

OK, so it's over by now. But! What did you do for 6/6/06?



I mean besides going to see the opening of the Omen remake. That's boring and entirely too predictable.

Let's see...

We received a call today at MaXit HQ asking for the removal of an advert showing Corsair memory.   Corsair were concerned that their memory might be considered sexy or even pornographic by being seen on this website. Aparently the UC Babes are too sexually stimulating for the guys at Corsair and they find it hard to sell their memory if people associate it with hot babes.


We can only assume that Corsair believe sexy women do not sell products and could prevent sales. Obviously, fancy flashing lights sell products and you can charge ten times more for them.

We'd like to make it clear to our readers that Corsair Memory is in no way associated with this website and the fact that we take pictures of UC Babes in scantily clad clothes stuffing Corsair Memory modules in between their breasts does not make Corsair memory sexy.

An industry insider spoke to a source close to Corsair and found out that "they do not consider their products sexy or pornographic and as such do not want people thinking that by buying Corsair Memory, women will try to remove their clothes and pose with Corsair Memory modules in between their breasts.   They have a strict company policy of no sex.   Any employees sexually aroused by the flashing green and red lights on the XMS pro series are taken to the memory dungeon, strapped in anti-static wrist bands and whipped by the RamGuy."

Of course our source could have lost his memory as we find it hard to believe anybody would be fooled or sexually stimulated by over priced memory, fancy packaging and flashing lights.   Whatever happened to the enthusiasts memory Corsair once was is anybodys guess. Some say the marketing department replaced the technical wizards that made Corsair the choice of enthusiasts and overclockers all over the world. Perhaps they lost their memory and sense of humour by taking too many cold showers after viewing this website.   The point is Corsair memory is not sexy and anybody thinking it is should go buy OCZ or Mushkin memory instead.

We do apologise to any readers seeing Corsair Memory on this site and cumming away with the wrong impression. We'd like to remind you to always practice safe sex with your Corsair Memory and use proper precautions when inserting it between breasts.

So, for those of us tuned in to the SciFi Channel in the US, Doctor Who is about to air the conclusion of its season finale (9 PM Central / 7 PM Mountain on Friday, June 9). Of course, those of y'all reading this in the UK have already seen the entire season, what with it airing an entire year ago on the BBC. You lucky bastards.

However, UK or US, it's old news by now that Christopher Eccleston threw up his hands after filming those thirteen episodes and said, "Enough already!" or something like that. And so, after teasing us once more with the possibility of, among others, Eddie Izzard as the Doctor (just stop a moment and visualize that), BBC Wales snagged David Tennant (who must have thought Eccleston was nuts for giving up the role) and stitched him into the grand finale for the traditional dramatic regeneration scene.

Which isn't the point of this missive, of course. If you're in the UK, you've seen it (lucky bastards) if you're in the US, you don't want to have the surprised spoiled; and if you're silly and impatient, you've already had it spoiled by reading this excellent little book by Kim Newman. No, no, the point is...