Yes, she may be beautiful, and have a body that is perhaps molded by God himself, but Gemma Atkinson, former Hollyoaks star (no, I haven’t heard of the show either), says she enjoys playing the Nintendo Wii just as much as normal, unremarkable people do.
Gemma, 23, [measurements, 48-31-48], maintains playing with the Nintendo remote, nunchuck (and bo-staff?) is great fun, but expressed grievances that her breasts (or focus pullers) seem to get in the way. (Keep in mind that she has incredibly short arms).
Gemma said that, "I have to wear TWO bras when I go running at the gym, so I’d love to design a range of sports bras for big-breasted women, something sexy, not plain. It’d definitely be handy for strapping them in when jumping up and down with the controllers."
I've run into this problem before; so here’s what she needs to do: Find some high quality duct tape to strap those unstoppable juggernauts down. (Don't go cheap, or you'll pay for it in black eyes.) Then find some good casting enamel, if you can’t find casting enamel, paper mache is a suitable substitute.
Trust me, I know what she’s going through when appendages get in the way. One time I took a Viagra and begun to knock over picture frames and small lamps.
Luckily for her, as a fan of the Wii, her chest acts as an internal hard drive for the Wii’s obsolete flash memory.
Gemma Atkinson will be staring in the upcoming video game Command & Conquer: Red Alert, by Electronic Arts, to be released October 28.
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i would love to get a hands on those two puppies