Maxit Mag

Cinema duo Kat Dennings and Michael Cera (though not an item in real-life) was quite the adorable odd couple at the premiere of their new/old movie Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist. I find them to be an odd couple since one looks like a hot, ghoulish (or supernatural) bassist for a progressive metal band, while the other, an impish, Elf-like, aspiring dentist -- under Santa’s employ -- who perpetually looks like he’s about to be hit with a pie.

On the red carpet, Kat Dennings was asked if she thought Michael was cute, to which she replied to his face, "of course. I stand by your cuteness. What do you think of that, Michael Cera?... But you should gain 10 pounds, because you look really skinny."

 

Here, Kat Dennings stands by Michael Cera’s cuteness.

Yes, they are really cute together. But what isn't cute is that Michael Cera seems to be bewitched by his co-star, causing him to look more adorably bland.

 

Her appearance here is a clear indication that she evokes the spirts of such sexy iconography as Vampira, the corpse bride, the corpse bridesmaids, the sea siren, and even Princess Nosferatu, "Most Beautiful Vamp of the Underworld." And as hot as that may be, I worry if she might actually be able to steal my soul through my computer monitor.

Here are some other photos to illustrate my point:

 

In this curious number, Kat Dennings’ dress is made completely out of eye-of-newt... Gingrich. (The man -- and his eyes -- are quite big).

 

Able to stay in the sunlight for some reason, Kat attempts to feed off a co-star’s life essence.

 

In addition to her Lazer Tag technology, she can also use her sonar to find insects in local caves.