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Mascot for far-right American conservatives, Sara Palin (whose daughter, upon turning 18, will be very hot), has garnered suspicion among voters on whether or not she is truly ready for the big leagues after some gaffes during key interviews.

At on point, when asked what magazines she reads to keep up with the issues, she said, "all of them." Well, gaffe, or no gaffe, reading every magazine that’s ever existed is impressive, and shows true commitment on her part; as is her choice to not pronounce the word nuclear in the traditional, or, "correct" way. It shows she can be as "Mavericky" as her running mate, possibly out-doing James Garner, or even the rare Western James Rockford.

But to the naysayers, the fear proved un-garnered after the vice-presidential debate, as political pundits around the US were shocked over her performance, and their commentary was without even a hint of mockery or hyperbole.

"She did great." Donna Brazile said on ABC. "She didn’t lean on the people in the first row. She avoided vomiting. And she kept any giant, penetrating fart’s in her dress. That shows leadership."

Over at CNN, the commentary was similar:

"Palin performed a knockout punch," Campbell Brown said. "She spoke in English, often in regards to the questions posed to her. She didn’t forget she was already wearing glasses, putting on a second or third pair, and she didn’t pee down her leg. And I think that shows unwavering decisiveness."

At one point, Palin was even able to show off her skills from being a mother.

"I think she showed herself to be the folksy, motherly candidate she truly is after Joe Biden choked up and she tickled him and nibbled on his feet, saying ‘who my favorite senator? Who’s my favorite senator?’" MSNBC’s David Gregory said. "His boyish, pricing laugher was the most heartwarming-slash-ticklish moment of the night."

Even Sean Hannity of Fox News had nice things to say about Palin:

"Sara Palin crushed [Biden]. Just the way she pieced words together and formed them into sentences -- fantastic! She’s saying to the world, ‘hey, I can say words and sentences, and World, you better get used to it.’ Oh, and Michelle Obama hates America and will devour your first born son if you vote for her husband."