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Eric Sandstrom takes a good look a the real Scarlett Johansson and discovers there's more to her than sexy booty and Justin Timberlake. In fact she's not even seeing him at all, well at least until they marry and adopt adorable Camobodian children. Scarlett has been in seven movies, the first was North. For her role as Manny in Manny & Lo she was nominated as Best Actress by the Independent Spirit Awards.

She attained worldwide recognition for her performance as Grace MacLean, the teen traumatized in a riding accident in Robert Redford's hit feature The Horse Whisperer, a role for which she won a YoungStar award and was nominated for a Blockbuster Entertainment Award.

 

Scarlett Johansson and Justin Timberlake are NOT an item:

The actress of such popular film's as Eight Legged Freaks and Home Alone 3 (Johansson), and the pop star diva (Timberlake), have been pictured together in recent weeks.

Regardless of the abovementioned facts, Johansson insists that Timberlake is just "a sweetheart," and there is nothing going on between them, until, "we marry and adopt adorable Cambodian children."

"I think when two people are single and are seen together, it's immediately like a crazy feeding frenzy," Scarlett said. "That said, we'll only appear together at lunch-in's, weddings, and in Justin head-crushingly aimless, masturbatory music video's, where he sings in a high, effeminate voice. It's beautiful."

As stated by Johansson, they stared together in the music video "What Goes Around Comes Around," which is more than nine minutes long, and features an actual writing credit by -- friend? -- Nick Cassavetes.

"We have a lot of [things] in common, and it's always good to see him but there's a lot of speculation; namely, perhaps, about why I get tested for Sexually Transmitted Enteric Infections after every meal, but I try not to read that stuff. -- more specifically, about why we bought that summer house in Cabo together."

Scarlett Johansson and Justin Timberlake are STILL not a couple, but here are some photos that sort of suggests it:

 

Woozy off of constant blood testing, Scarlett is rendered near-comatose and slack jawed.

 

As direct result of Scarlett's relentless testing, Justin Timberlake buys her a mobile Lazy Boy to taxi her from premier to premier.

 

Scarlett wares a dress made from turquoise latex to keep completely sterile in the after-hours.

 

 

Here, at the Venice Film Festival, Scarlett lobbies for cleavage.

 

In an elaborate ruse to bamboozle photographers, Scarlett dresses as the Lone Ranger's wife.

 

The Lost in Translation star prepares for her lunch-in with Justin Timberlake. (They're not a couple!)
 

Mrs. Justin Timberlake sings a Hymn at Prince's church service.
 

At the "What Goes Around Comes Around" premier, Rosario Dawson and Scarlett Johansson adopt the French kiss. Moments later, they'll surrender to the German's.